Funny Matrimonial Adverts

LAWYER:

I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the service & jurisdiction of My Lord, i.e., myself. Any objection would be overruled & will not be sustained. Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence.