Crack-a-Jack

Marketing...

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her & say, "I am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing..."

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends & see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her & pointing at you says, "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising..."

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her & get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me" - That's Telemarketing..."

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up & straighten your tie, you walk up to her & pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride & then say, "By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations..."

5. You're at a party & see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you & says, "You are very rich! "Can you marry me?" - That's Brand Recognition..."

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her & say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap..."

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her & before you say anything, another person come & tells her, "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" & she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share..."

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her & before you say, "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."