Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails:
11:29 PM Posted by Devesh Prabhu
Because of your kindness:
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer..
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes. I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number & then I get a phone bill from with calls to Uganda, Singapore, and Tokyo.
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.
* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys, and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times... (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)
* Still open to help some from Bulgaria, Nigeria, UK who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of some hundred millions.
* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else).
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