Crack-a-Jack

Santa Singh Strikes Again

Each Friday night after work, Santa Singh would fire up his outdoor grill & cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs.

But, all of his neighbors were strict Catholics... & since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat.. The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest.

The Priest came to visit Santa, & suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Santa attended Mass... & as the priest sprinkled holy water
over him, he said, You were born a Sikh, & raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic."

Santa's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived. The wonderful
aroma of tandoori chicken & meat kebabs filled the neighborhood.

The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors &, as he rushed into Santa's backyard, clutching a rosary & prepared to scold him, he stopped & watched in amazement.

There stood Santa, holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted:

"Oye, you were born a chicken, & you was born a lamb, you was raised a chicken,
& you was raised a lamb but now yara, you are a potato & tomato!"